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REASONS EMOS SHOULD BE LABELED A NOXIOUSE WEED..

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v692/malefactor666/vikingemo.jpg>



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EMO KIDS ARE NOT HUMAN! (written by mandi)

They are actually a type of fish... i will first explain this by relating it to the reproductive cycle of the salmon..

The female salmon releases the eggs and dies, then the male
salmon releases sperm onto the eggs and aswell dies.So this is how i relate it to emo kids: since emo kids dont
actually have sex, cos they are too young, there population
grows there is only one way to explain this; the male and
female emos lay in bed and cuddle for a few hours, then the
female emo becomes drastically over emotional and kills
herself via slitting. the male emo deciding he cannot go on
without his mate also kills himself via sliting by use the
same razor. the blood of the dead emos mixes in the puddle
and out of that genetic mixture of blood rise new emos in a
greater number (usually ranging from 6 to 8 ) than needed to
create the batch.

thus we deduce that emos are in reallity not human, but a
type of fish.

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*Charlotte's contribution*

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"BOOOOO FRIGGEDDDY HOOOOOO" *slash slash* (me an Guy have a cry over our gayness)

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EMO???? scharlote needs to laern how to reed :P (and spele)

emo's smell like whingey music that makes even me go "eeeeeeew"
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EMO (ee-moe-)

a cross between skater punks and goths. two of the worst
geners possible had anal sex and a horrible mutant was born

it was emo

Emos are whinging little faggots who cut themselves.. think
only of themselves and how pitifull thier existance is..
they are attention seekers,and try to be hardcore.. in
actuality they have no core and are a soft and as poserish
as humanly possible.
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this is an example of what a simple guitar can do to influence
the musically ignorant working class:
<img:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/slipbik/metal.jpg>

maybe we need such a device for emos?!
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Here I will attempt to demonstrate the effect some good old fashioned metal can have on an emo kid.

Here we see the emo fag before he becomes enlightened.

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/smeagol_deagol/capn_emo.jpg>

We will now introduce some of the following:

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I believe the results speak for themselves:

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/smeagol_deagol/cusbrutality.jpg>

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a present from [earthkynd]

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Tidings from [-elv-]
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Added by [Bad Wolf]
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any other material on the subject would be great..

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2005-12-12 [Inwe.]: Naughty Emo-hater. haha but its funny.

2005-12-12 [The Magus]: hehe you know its all the truth..

2005-12-12 [honey bunny]: gawd love it..lol

2005-12-12 [-elv-]: Lmfao....i think pissed my pants.

2005-12-12 [failingexistence]: So true  not sure it was worth the effort though????

2005-12-12 [FiSHr.]: fish = emo's ||||| emo's = fish

2005-12-12 [FiSHr.]: yup

2005-12-13 [toycar]: how fun. But its not cool to be a bully, frog. Its like when you tease gays about being gay, you're just either scared of them, or indenial. Same would go for emos, i would think, seeing as being gay and emo, are very closely linked.

2005-12-13 [toycar]: baha..ha. I speak truths, sir....yes. and im bored.

2005-12-13 [ROTTING FLESH]: HaHa so true  crena is EMO!!!

2005-12-13 [The Magus]: i hate bananas.. does that mean im scared or in denial of being a banana?

2005-12-13 [toycar]: I wasn't bullying. and sir, if you are implying im gay, then you could also be indenial as well. you emo, you.

2005-12-13 [toycar]: YES it does frog BUT only if you tease the bananas.

2005-12-13 [The Magus]: there is no abundance of 12 year old bananas on this website.. if there were, id have put up a protest wiki for it as well

2005-12-13 [toycar]: hahaha, but...what about the 14 year old whores? can you make a protest wiki for them...please sir.

2005-12-13 [ROTTING FLESH]: Ha Ha that would be cool

2005-12-13 [toycar]: Emo is an Irish filling station chain, owned by DCC. It was created in 2000 when BP Amoco purchased the Burmah filling stations (along with the rest of Castrol). As BP had closed their Irish operations (selling them to Statoil), they had little interest in Burmahs Irish network, and it was purchased by DCC.

2005-12-13 [ROTTING FLESH]: interesting   can u find out y they kiss boys??? icky

2005-12-13 [toycar]: Because when two boys kiss, it means they are homosexuals, or, bisexuals. *pets* its OKAY, we all have to learn it from someone....

2005-12-13 [999999#####]: hahahaha dude!! DATS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-13 [FiSHr.]: oh my i thought they were a fish *gobbles one up for breakfast

2005-12-13 [The Magus]: glad you liked it.. and yes .. well make a wiki for all the random 12 yr old whores on here as well!!

2005-12-13 [toycar]: YAY! ill help. but not now, cause i got to get ready to rape some emos. BYE BYES.

2005-12-13 [ROTTING FLESH]: yay should be good        emo ppl

2005-12-14 [imbacon88]: i saw a really funny T-shirt with a fish on it that said 'finding Emo' it was better than sliced bread!

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